TRUMPTY-DUMPTY sat on a wall...

I'll probably lose about 100 Subscribers, but to be honest, if I do, they were probably not my sort of people in the first place. So, if you want to leave after reading this, feel free to leave.

I want to say enough is enough…

Let me explain what I mean.

As a Canadian, I find it somewhat more than just “a little bothersome,” that the Felon in charge of the “once great” United States, wants to make Canada “the 51st State.” And I find it absurd that he actually takes offence when the Canadian Government pushes back. Did he really think Canada was going to roll over and give up? Did anybody really think that would happen? Because if that’s what you thought, maybe you should know that all that Moron has managed to do, is bring Canada closer together as a country.

The Government here didn’t say directly to the people that they should boycott all American products. That’s what the people of Canada decided for themselves; that’s what We, the people is supposed to mean. (Does that sound familiar?) Anyway, the Gov’t here simply said, “Instead of going South this year, maybe stay here and spend your hard earned money in Canada?” They didn’t expect that Canadian Snowbirds would sell their property and leave, promising not to return until the Felon was out of office. And then there’s what’s-his-fuck, DeSandtoes, in Florida, with his casual dismissal of the Canadian boycott. I don’t know, but I think he was basing his information on the idea that if 10% of Canadians stayed away, it wouldn’t hurt the economy. Really? 10% would cost $2 billion in tourist revenue, and the loss of a possible 1400 jobs. Is this how he plans to invite Canadians to come back? With dismissive taunts and ridicule? Well, guess what, the numbers aren’t all in, but I heard it was more like 40% of Canadian tourists have opted to go elsewhere…like Mexico.

And still, the Felon says we should control our borders? He says that illegals, and drugs are entering the States through Canada. He’s telling us that Canada should secure his side of the border. Canada? Well, I don’t know about you, but the last time I went across the Line, I spoke to the American Border Guards, on the American side. If you enter Canada, you get talk to Canadian Border Guards, eh? And by the way, American gangs are smuggling Drugs and Guns into Canada. In fact, 90% of the guns seized, are from the States. And the drugs going South? A total of 45 lbs of fentanyl entered the States. And he’s telling us that’s an epidemic. And illegals? What…?

How many illegal immigrants crossed the Canadian border last year, into the US?

ChatGPT said:

In fiscal year 2024, which ended on September 30, U.S. Border Patrol apprehended 23,721 individuals attempting to cross illegally into the United States from Canada. This represents a significant increase compared to previous years, with 10,021 apprehensions in 2023 and 2,238 in 2022. Despite this upward trend, illegal crossings from Canada still constitute a small fraction of total U.S. border apprehensions, accounting for about 1.5% of nationwide figures in 2024. The rise in northern border crossings has been linked to migrants using Canada as a staging area to enter the United States, partly due to stricter security measures along the U.S.-Mexico border. Notably, Indian nationals have become the largest group attempting these crossings, often entering Canada on student visas before moving southward. In response, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) expanded enforcement efforts, leading to an 85% reduction in encounters between ports of entry from June to December 2024. Specifically, in the Swanton Sector, encounters dropped by 89% during the same period.

While these figures reflect apprehensions, it's important to note that the total number of illegal crossings, including those who evade capture, remains uncertain.

And the best part about this demented moron’s outbursts, is that he’s saying he’d like to revisit the “border” itself. A border that is literally carved in stone. Have you seen The Peace Arch border crossing? Kennedy opened it with a speech back in the 60’s. The Felon wants to redraw the border, like we’re Alsace and Lorraine and it’s 1873, or 1918, or even 1945. What? Did he accidentally pick up a Canadian rock album by the band 54-40 and ask someone what the numbers meant? How many Americans even know what 54-40 represents? Is it even something they teach in schools down there? Because they do up here. Oh, but wait, the education system in America ranks somewhere around 22nd world-wide, while Canada is in the top 10…closer to 5th place world-wide actually, but I’m not going to brag about that.

Sorry, I digress.

The thing that bothers Canadians about the Felon saying that Canada should become a part of America, is that we don’t want to. It’s as simple as that. We like Americans, we just don’t want to be Americans. We have health care. And we should give that up? We have gun laws. Sure we have mass shootings, but instead of one a day, we have one or two a year.

Again, I asked ChatGPT

How many mass shootings does America have a day, with "Mass Shooting” defined as more than four people injured?

ChatGPT said:

In 2024, the United States experienced a total of 491 mass shootings, as defined by incidents where four or more individuals were injured or killed, excluding the perpetrator.

This averages to approximately 1.34 mass shootings per day.

This figure represents a decrease from 2023, which saw 656 mass shootings, averaging about 1.8 incidents daily.

The reduction in mass shootings has been partially attributed to pandemic recovery and increased federal funding for gun violence reduction efforts.

It's important to note that definitions of "mass shooting" can vary. The Gun Violence Archive defines it as an incident where four or more people are shot, excluding the perpetrator.

Other organizations might have different criteria, leading to variations in reported numbers.

If I wanted to live in America, I would’ve moved there a long time ago. Hell, my parents would’ve immigrated there in the 50’s. My father however, had little respect for the American Way of life. He didn’t like the way they treated the Negro; and said that he didn't like that they were a warring nation. He didn’t want his sons to go to war. And that was before Vietnam.

So now I see that bimbo Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, also stating — as if it was the new National Policy — that Canada should become the 51st State, and probably believing it. And the best part? The best part of this is that she had the audacity to say in a press release, that Ontario Premier Doug Ford made “an egregious and insulting comment,” about shutting off the electricity going into America. Say what? Ford disrespected…who? The Felon, who refers to Canada’s Prime Minister as the Governor of the 51st State? The man who uttered that egregious and insulting comment? And when Trudeau looks into the camera and says: “Donald…yada, yada, yada,” all of American media says that he, Trudeau, “disrespected” the Felon. I’m still shaking my head at that. I mean, what a bunch of hypocrites. I mean, that was their take away from all of that? The Felon can talk like that, but we can’t?

But, unlike Zelensky, Canada’s sitting on a Royal Flush of cards. We have the oil; we have the Steel; we have the aluminum; we have the water, and the forests; we have the nickel; the uranium; titanium; and the potash for fertilizer. The Felon says he doesn’t need our resources.

Que?

If he doesn’t need what we have, why does he want to annex us?

He says he’s going to break Canada economically. That’s his goal. To destroy his neighbour and ally. Really? The next Canadian Prime Minister will probably be Mark Carney. If you’re not a Canadian, you’ve probably never heard of him. Like the Felon, he’s not a politician. He’s not a businessman either; he’s an economist. He used to be the Governor of the Bank of Canada and led Canada out of the 2008 recession. Remember that one? Yeah, Canada was the first of the G7 countries to recover. So the Brits came looking for him, and hired him to run the Bank of England at the time England was going through Brexit.

And what did the Felon do? Oh yeah, he went bankrupt at least six times, and he even drove a Casino into bankruptcy as well. Isn’t that like a licence to print money? A Casino? Oh yeah, and he also cheated everyone who ever worked for him out of the money he owed them; cheated on his wife; sexually assaulted women; and hung out with Epstein — where are those files again?

And my reason for being so disgruntled? Well, I just saw a feed with that fucktard Marco Rubio who is in Canada, and actually says that if Canada just became the 51st State everything would stop and go away. I do apologize for Canadians being so polite, but he should have been told that whatever talks he was about to have, they would not be taking place. He should be told to apologize to the Canadian people as a whole, or leave. I mean, enough is enough.

And Canada is hosting the G7 this coming Spring. That should be interesting. There’s a law up here that says if you are a convicted FELON, you’re not allowed into the country. You have to apply for a pardon. He can’t pardon himself. He should be told he’s not allowed into the Country.

Now, my saying all of this is going to piss off a lot of the Maga Morons subscribed to my page (if there are any.) I’m probably going to lose a lot of Subscribers as a result. I don’t give a shit any more. If you want to leave because you think I’m speaking ill of the Felon, go ahead; you do you, buddy. If you believe, that as a Canadian, I don’t have the right to speak up for my country, or what I believe in, why are you even on my ‘Stack in the first place?

I live twenty minutes from the border. My wife used to go across with her friends and go shopping. I don’t do that. I spend my money in Canada, because that’s just the way I am. I used to go across the Line and go drinking in Blaine, or else to Point Roberts — hell, we bought all our booze for our wedding down there. But my wife won’t go there anymore.

So like I said, leave if you want to leave. This is as political as I’ll ever get. I’m a writer first. I write stories that people want to read. I write stories that take place in different countries, at different times in history. But I’m a Canadian writing on an American platform; my book was published by an American outfit. I don’t dislike America, and I certainly don’t hate Americans. I’m disappointed though, I will say that.

I’m disappointed that some of you actually believe the lies the Felon tells you about Canada. He doesn’t even know his own country, let alone its Constitution, or the Bill of Rights, and now he’s telling you about Canada? That we should be a State? A single State? All those Provinces, with all that diversity, just lump them all together and make them one State? I’ll bet you he can’t name more than three Provinces.

And that’s why I say enough is enough. One more thing…Canada is a part of the Commonwealth, if he REALLY wants to annex Canada, don’t you think he should talk to the King? So, I put the question to ChatGPT, hoping it would explain it simply, and here’s what I got in return.

If Trump wanted to ANNEX Canada, and with Canada being part of the Commonwealth -- I mean, we have the King of England on our money -- doesn't he have to address the issue with the King?

ChatGPT said:

Technically, yes. Since Canada is a constitutional monarchy and part of the Commonwealth, any attempt by a foreign power—like the U.S.—to annex it would involve not just the Canadian government but also the British Crown. However, in reality, the King of England (or more accurately, the King of Canada in this context) acts as a symbolic head of state. The real political authority lies with the Canadian Parliament and its Prime Minister.

For the U.S. to even attempt annexation legally (which would be an act of war if not invited), they’d have to deal with:

1. The Canadian Government – Canada is an independent country with its own constitution. The Prime Minister and Parliament would have to approve such a move, which is highly unlikely.

2. The People of Canada – A massive political and likely military resistance would follow.

3. The British Crown – While the King himself has little political power, annexing a Commonwealth nation would be a direct challenge to the monarchy’s influence and historical ties.

4. International Law & Allies – NATO, the UN, and other global powers would step in. The U.S. and Canada are both NATO members, so any invasion would trigger Article 5 (an attack on one is an attack on all).

So, while Trump (or any U.S. leader) could talk about annexing Canada, the reality is that it’s a political, legal, and military impossibility without Canada willingly dissolving itself—which isn’t happening.

Now do you think any of that makes sense to the Felon and his Cronies? Of course not. Him thinking he can annex Canada is never going to happen. Thinking Canada is militarily weak is the biggest mistake he could make, because he’d be taking on all of the members of NATO, and the UN. And Canada fights dirty when it comes to war.

So there you have it. My take on the shit-show that is Can-Am relations. If you’re upset with what you read, and you want to leave, go ahead. I don’t chase after subscribers that leave me. If you want well written stories and good reading, I’ll see you inside.

If you’re going to leave a comment telling me that I’m an asshole for sticking up and defending my home, I think you might be the problem, and you should leave. I am a writer first, but I’m also a Canadian writer, and I’m proud of that fact. I’ll leave the comments on, but if you abuse them, I’ll block you and delete you; I don’t care. To be honest, I don’t expect you to leave comments, because you seldom do, and those who do, I like and trust.