Oh dear, Ben. That is so click-baity. And you pretty much ensure anyone who signs up from it is a bit pervy. Unless, of course, the story is about eating cats, in which case you can be sure they are monsters. Or maybe the contest never existed, in which case you are very naughty, lying to us.
Your subscription is temptingly low-priced. I almost went for it, but I don't want you or anyone else to think I'm a perv or monster. Oh dear. What to do?
Oh dear, Ben. That is so click-baity. And you pretty much ensure anyone who signs up from it is a bit pervy. Unless, of course, the story is about eating cats, in which case you can be sure they are monsters. Or maybe the contest never existed, in which case you are very naughty, lying to us.
Your subscription is temptingly low-priced. I almost went for it, but I don't want you or anyone else to think I'm a perv or monster. Oh dear. What to do?