Oh dear, Ben. That is so click-baity. And you pretty much ensure anyone who signs up from it is a bit pervy. Unless, of course, the story is about eating cats, in which case you can be sure they are monsters. Or maybe the contest never existed, in which case you are very naughty, lying to us.
Your subscription is temptingly low-priced. I almost went for it, but I don't want you or anyone else to think I'm a perv or monster. Oh dear. What to do?
Oh no, it's' not pervy. The problem with the mill stories, is that they are the ones that get the most likes, and the most comments...they're the ones people say they want me to write more of. The thing is, when I write something like NO SIMPLE REMEDY, I want them to read THAT. So I told them, if you like my mill stories that much, you'll pay to read them. I don't really think the "World Championship Pussy Eating Contest" is for everyone. It's not pervy. I told it to my wife and she almost fell on the floor with laughter. It's a disgusting story, but made better because it's one of those stories told by someone, about someone else, added to by the listeners who have their own interpretation of it. And nobody has interpretations of stories like mill workers. Anyway, if you sign up you can read my serials novels.
Oh dear, Ben. That is so click-baity. And you pretty much ensure anyone who signs up from it is a bit pervy. Unless, of course, the story is about eating cats, in which case you can be sure they are monsters. Or maybe the contest never existed, in which case you are very naughty, lying to us.
Your subscription is temptingly low-priced. I almost went for it, but I don't want you or anyone else to think I'm a perv or monster. Oh dear. What to do?
Oh no, it's' not pervy. The problem with the mill stories, is that they are the ones that get the most likes, and the most comments...they're the ones people say they want me to write more of. The thing is, when I write something like NO SIMPLE REMEDY, I want them to read THAT. So I told them, if you like my mill stories that much, you'll pay to read them. I don't really think the "World Championship Pussy Eating Contest" is for everyone. It's not pervy. I told it to my wife and she almost fell on the floor with laughter. It's a disgusting story, but made better because it's one of those stories told by someone, about someone else, added to by the listeners who have their own interpretation of it. And nobody has interpretations of stories like mill workers. Anyway, if you sign up you can read my serials novels.