I’m going to write a mill story. It’s about the Retirement Party I went to Friday night. It’s going up behind the PAY WALL because that’s where I said I was putting all my Mill Stories. I’m going to have to relate the story I head about the World Championship Pussy Eating Contest, and how the person involved came in second. That’s why it’s going up behind the Pay Wall.
I’m warning you now. If you want to buy in at $30 Canadian for the YEAR,(that’s $22 US) or $5 Canadian per MONTH, ($3.65 US) you can READ it.
Now there was a lot that happened over the last two weeks. For one thing, the mill burned down. Another thing, was that there were jerry cans laying about…not saying anything, but just saying…you know? So, we have speculation about that; a cancer story; rumours; and laughter. Lot’s of laughter.
So, anyone interested in up-grading?
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Oh dear, Ben. That is so click-baity. And you pretty much ensure anyone who signs up from it is a bit pervy. Unless, of course, the story is about eating cats, in which case you can be sure they are monsters. Or maybe the contest never existed, in which case you are very naughty, lying to us.
Your subscription is temptingly low-priced. I almost went for it, but I don't want you or anyone else to think I'm a perv or monster. Oh dear. What to do?